Dick Clark
Jack Plotnick
Uncle Ralphie
Judy Tenuta
Madame Judy
Eddie Deezen
Guy Boarded Up in the Wall (voice)
Patricia Place
Mrs. Fesenmeyer
Todd Patrick Breaugh
Siskel
Mark Kineavy
Ebert
Ed Marques
Varna
The Amazing Johnathan
Uncle Johnathan
Kerry Norton
Contortionist #1
Doug Jones
Contortionist #2
